

He owns a telecom company and several resorts. One-Man Army: Just one man manages to constantly wipe out hordes of heavily armed cartel members.įeatherbottomA rival CEO who wants to buy out Feeble Multinational.Manly Facial Hair: That handlebar mustache is well earned for someone who takes on armed cartels all by himself.Hawaiian-Shirted Tourist: Is the most Hawaiian themed of the trio and operates mostly outside of Hawaii.


This trope is justified when he gets arrested, naturally. Bag of Spilling: He will collect many weapons during his missions, but will start them with just one or two firearms.He still manages to overpower the guards while tied up and escape. Badass in Distress: He gets arrested by the cartel police and put in jail after one level.Oh, Crap!: While getting burgers in a van owned by the gang's boss with an associate, they leave the keys in the car, allowing another man to steal it, causing the two to flee the scene.ĪlA "consultant" hired by The CEO to handle his "foreign affairs" (read: he's a merc hired to take out cartel members and take back the Feeble-owned farmlands they've claimed).Manchild: He's in his thirties, but dresses and acts like a teenage punk, and still lives in his dad's house.Atrocious Alias: Scooter prefers to be called DJ Jockitch.ScooterThe CEO's son, a punk who ends up entering a gang because "it looked cool".
